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● 台灣名歌星 費玉清小哥的笑話：
女司機也生氣的說：「我是看你他媽的從哪裡掏錢 ! 」
(2012 台灣笑話 選集 YouTube)
"澳洲打工先修班大學" (簡稱 奧大)
台灣最新 手機禮貌答鈴 問世：
奧大 陳爲廷 童鞋！
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious….
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates.”
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
He said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote :
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
New Handheld Computer
By: Robert X Cringely
Acer is working on a hand-held computer similar to the HP 95LX. What name did the marketing group in Taiwan come up with for the new machine?"
"They wanted to call it the 'Hand-job.'"
An Alledged Taiwanese Joke:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic ?
Stress is when the wife is pregnant.
Tension is when the girlfriend is pregnant.
And Panic is when both are pregnant.