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● 台灣名歌星 費玉清小哥的笑話:
說這個狂牛症,有一位採訪者到了狂牛症發生的地區區域去,就問了這個牧場的主人,請問你狂牛症到底是怎麼發生的?怎麼會有狂牛症來呢?那牧場的主人神情很低落的說:「那你想想看,每天有人摸你的奶頭,又不跟你作愛,你會不會瘋掉? 」 有一個人在路上看到兩家賣肉庚的攤子,一家的招牌寫著阿榮肉庚,另一家寫著魚翅內庚,生意比較好。他心想有魚翅可能比較好吃,於是便叫了一碗魚翅肉庚。可是他吃半天只吃到肉庚而沒有魚翅,便叫老闆來……客人:老闆你這魚翅肉庚怎麽只有肉庚沒有魚翅?老闆:不好意思,小弟的名字叫魚翅。
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小姐要死掉了
有一天,有一位小姐,走在路上。突然間,皮包的鑰匙掉了。走在她後面的一個人撿到了,連忙跑上前去,叫到:小姐“鑰匙掉了” “鑰匙掉了”一會兒,小姐生氣的轉過頭罵道:你才“要死掉了“。 意外
戲院前座有個男人橫躺著,一人佔去四個位子。帶座的小姐跟他說:先生,一個人只能坐一個位子。他只低哼了一聲,動也不動一下。小姐請來戲院經理,經理客氣地說∶先生,麻煩您坐好,一個人只能佔一個位子的。他還是只哼了一聲,沒有行動。經理只好請來警察。警察說∶老兄,你很狠啊!你哪條道上的?那人低哼了一聲,說:……樓上走道上……跌下來的…… |
某天夜晚,有一名裸男搭上了一輛計程車。
女司機目不轉睛盯著他看,裸男生氣罵說:「你他媽的是沒看過裸男嗎? 」 女司機也生氣的說:「我是看你他媽的從哪裡掏錢 ! 」 話說當初越共要統治越南前,為了向民眾示好,特向他們提出保證,決不會動他們一針一線,且奉行民主主義,戰後…。
越共:將你們所有值錢的東西都交出來! 人民:你們不是說不會動我們一針一線的嘛? ! 越共:對啊!不值錢的東西我們才不要ㄌㄟ! 人民:沒關係,我們要實行民主主義! 越共:我們已經是了啊!你們是民,我們是主阿! (2012 台灣笑話 選集 YouTube)
"澳洲打工先修班大學" (簡稱 奧大) 台灣最新 手機禮貌答鈴 問世: ♂♀↗↘↗↘↗↘↑↓↑↓↑↓ 奧大 陳爲廷 童鞋! 我認爲你是一個滿口謊言的假學生; 我認爲你是一個僞善的假學生; 我認爲你是一個不知悔改的假學生! 我認爲你沒有資格浪費我們國家的教育資源! 請你向我們道歉! 請你向我們道歉! 請你向我們道歉!(笑) |
Tricky Mother
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates.” About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” He said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote : Dear Mother: I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, your son. Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son: I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow… Love, Mom. |
New Handheld Computer
By: Robert X Cringely Acer is working on a hand-held computer similar to the HP 95LX. What name did the marketing group in Taiwan come up with for the new machine?" "They wanted to call it the 'Hand-job.'" An Alledged Taiwanese Joke:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic ? Stress is when the wife is pregnant. Tension is when the girlfriend is pregnant. And Panic is when both are pregnant. |